Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.

(Source: the-zeeuh)

2damnfeisty:

slay-z:

princessneeshydoomcuddles:

mariavontraphouse:

bijunn:

lmao Florida ranks high in number of sugar daddies paying for college tuition im dying.

Time to move to Florida and bag me one

Yo forreal?

bout to go to florida

is this why we haven’t forsaken florida?

What city because I’m here now and I need to know.

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die